Parashat Hashavua

Portion Bo - the Animals?

Portion Bo - the Animals?

Most commentators on this portion focus on Moses and his(verbal) wrestling with Pharoah-
(Recall Jacob wrestling with the angel?)

I am wrestling with how this portion gets us out of Egypt THEN-
And NOW!

Egypt in Hebrew means "restrictions"

And there are - all over -Lots of restrictions now because of coronavirus...

At the end of this week's portion we are induced to re-play "going out of Egypt " FOR OUR CHILDREN

Actually - Moses' argument in the BEGINNING of this portion is ALSO about
taking the CHILDREN out of Egypt to worship the L-rd.

Hey - he also argues for taking out the ANIMALS of the ISRAELITES! (sheep goats and cows...)

Let's focus on how the portion starts with ANIMALS and ends with ANIMALS
and starts with CHILDREN and ends with CHILDREN!

Everyone knows how Pharoah messed up BIGTIME - but nobody answers WHY!

In a nutshell (because it's also Shabbat soon) - the Almighty is signalling to Egypt:

You started this thing by ENSLAVING THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL (Jacob's family)

and by drowning the little ones - and worse - to the ones you could catch.

THE FROGS AND LICE AND WILD BEASTS were sent as a warning - but you didn't listen

EGYPT: listen NOW - MY children will FOREVER tell the story of your WANTON EGO (and EVIL)

and the creatures? - every dog and donkey will be remembered with a MITZVA;

for the parts even they played - as well as every sheep goat and cow

(not just the lions and the elephants)

And Egypt - you will be immortalized by CRUMBLING PYRAMIDS AND CRUMBLING MUMMIES!

While the children of Israel will usually be touted by the world at the Nobel Prize Awards
(Even Bob Dylan was awarded ...)

Shabat shalom -Health and Joy

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

 

Portion Va Aiy Rah – Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Frog?

Portion Va Aiy Rah – Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Frog?

Heard it all before – right? Before last Passover? Really, now!

Like my daughter said to me, "How many times do I have to listen to rabbis on the radio talking about– the story of Israelites in Egypt?"

But Like Rabbi Fanger said on the radio Monday – imagine Pharoah's wife, seeing Moses and the snakes of the sorcerers – AAAHHHH! OIY! And then Moses' snake turns back into a stick – and EATS the other snakes! Ugh uch yech!

So she yells  "Let the Israelites GO already!"  Okay – sweet and cute. Imagination helps.

In Hebrew school – and in Israel – before Passover - kids sing about Pharoah in Pyjamas and about the Red Sea splitting like in the 10 Commandments movie.

In this morning (Friday)'s Talmud class we read "Rabbah Bar Bar Chana saw a giant frog, and then a flying snake ate him…"  
Was that about Israelites in Egypt – or about Marc Antony Ceaser and Cleopatra – OR
 
A prophecy about Al Kaida and Osama Bin Laden and Iran – and Obama and Biden?
 
This portion raises questions - did anyone miss Moses 40 years while he was raising his family in Midian? How fearful of the Egyptians were the Israelites? 
 
How is a 3000 year old story relevant to today's issue

Rabbi Kram (may he and all not well people get well soon) says "Egypt and Israel" is a story that proves there is something Beyond the Natural that is watching over Israel – and the whole world.

When I was a kid I knew most of the names of the countries of the UN – our "world".

Then Africa became 20 or so countries, and - then Russia – the USSR - split into a million pieces – and we learned they ALL had seats in the UN. And there were China and Taiwan. And North and South Korea. Rhodesia? The names sometimes change. Who cared about nukes in Iran?

And terror organizations? How many people can name 3 or 4?

And in Israel the Beduins served in the Israeli Army (IDF) then. But this week Beduin kids sprayed graffiti and overturned tombstones in a Jewish  Cemetery near Beer Sheva – where Abraham and Isaac lived!

I really wanted to write this week about fear – and the statements of Rav Kook in the 20's and of Roosevelt in the 40's. The Egypt saga last week had Israelites complaining to Moses and him complaining to the Almighty. Was that about not knowing things TAKE TIME?

Rabbi Kram says "Egypt and Israel" is a timeless  story that proves there is something beyond the Natural that is watching over Israel

I think Israel in Egypt is about all the pangs  of Nation Birth – where unfortunately all the world says it's about Power and Money. The Almighty has other plans for the world.

Kindergarten kids know about Big Bird. But "out there" today  are DRONES and ROBOTS and flying snakes (flying cars that can deliver to hospitals not just deliver bombs?) grabbing the scary giant frogs just before they wreak havoc (and as Rabbah Bar Bar Chana implies – we have to believe the Israelite People are CONSTANTLY saved by G-d alone).

And also about – well, the funny side of the Bible – and the challenges of Moses growing up in a palace but creating the Sabbath REST - and a new nation conceived in dedication … well

There's a lot to read and think about in this week's portion. Enough to hopefully save another generation of our people from forgetting….?

Shabbat Shalom – Health and Peace and Knowing What's Beyond Our Regular Boundaries

Rabbi ANDY EICHENHOLZ

Portion Shemote - MOSES - Why do stray bullets kill Kids?

 
 
Portion Shemote  - MOSES - Why do stray bullets kill Kids?
 
Okay. MOSES never lived in the Bronx or BedSty
 
But he did kill the Egyptian who was beating up a Jewish guy
 
Couldn't the "Prince Moses of Egypt" just order a stop to the  beating?
 
Moses himself says later that he is a stutterer. Probably nobody would have anyway listened to his talking ... So he had to take action.
 
I remember when a drunk tenant of mine tried ro beat me to death 2 blocks from my Brooklyn home - because his  77 year old father sold his house to me Instead of dying and leaving it to that  son. Why violence? Drunkenness - or Hatred?
 
Moses was probably in disguise anyway, As
 
It says in the portion "he went out (of the palace) -out to see  his brethren"
-something dictator Pharoah would not have approved...
 
Probay he would have been killed for opening up his mouth,
 as any Egyptian guard who was beating an Israelite would do -
 
As Reb Shlomo Carlebach said,
 
The WORLD had to learn about Auschwitz! But today? The WORLD - has it learned -or changed?
 
"Kill the Whitey,  kill the Whitey " they yelled from the curb, as my years of karate saved my life, just 2 blocks from my house in Crown Heights.
I had been struck quite by surprise as the attacker - who weighed about 60 pounds miore than me, kept pounding and \i kept blocking what I could ... just outside that house. (The neighbors later told me he had "done time" for manslaughter, too.)
 
So what about kids in tough spaces?
 
They have no chance. The are like Israelites-of-Egypt held by the slavery of hundreds of years.
 
Why Egypt? Why Auschwitz?  ...And all the many many cases of ... well ... we all know
 
I think Biden and Harris - and cuomo and DiBlasio etc ... need to start an initiative -
 
 to pair up big brothers from the Jewish ghettos
 with underprivilged kids drom their own ghettos ... playing basketball or checkers and talking
 
Across that street  a few  months before,
I had given a baby outfit to a different tenant, who had a grandchild in South Caroline that week.
She cried! So I asked why?
 
She answered "Nobody EVER gave anyone in my family a gift!"
 
Did that act of kindness maybe save me?
Or was it the karate training that maybe Moses had in the palace -
that taught him to protect others?
 
And the next day he did not answer to the hateful words of "those that watched the fights ...
and DID NOTHING! (Read in the Portion).
 
More about Egypt and the Jews and Moses next week...
 
Love AND Shabbos and Health
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 
 
 
Shabbat Shalom
 

Portion VaYeCHee - Father Jacob and Justice Minister Jacob

 

Portion VaYeCHee - Father Jacob and Justice Minister Jacob

 

How much self-justified hatred and anger can exist in the minds of otherwise intelligent people. And how to combat that?

People need faith – in themselves as well as others – and in the FUTURE – as we learn from Jacob's blessings to his children in this week's portion.

The portion ends with blessings for all Israel – but ominously - IN EGYPT

Are hatred and anger born of greed or maybe often just "wanting good things",

Or is it ego (sometimes) that blinds instead of motivating for good?

So it's written that Father Jacob enjoyed 17 "good years" with his WHOLE family - but minus his dear Rachel. Wasn't he a bit angry at least?

Is that what we have to worry about here, today? After this "showdown" after the (corona) shakeup. Following "good years" but with anger?

 (Here meaning the Western and Middle Eastern worlds)

The lessons we have to learn from the portion – and from today – are evidenced in an episode from the life of another "Jacob" – my former neighbor Jacob (Yaakov) Neeman.

Starting 1996, he tried to set up a cabinet  Netanyahu' first term as Prime Minister

Representing those who elected him, including

my former neighbor as Justice Minister.

Michel ben Yair, a left wing (pro-Arab, anti-religion) legal advisor to the government (left over from the previous government)

Created fraudulent criminal cases - and removed Neeman – who was of course acquitted after months in the courts – but the criminal charges forced Neeman to resign after only a few weeks at work.

 Even the judge said the claims were baseless

Now again in Israel with trumped-up cases against Netanyahu

The current elections in Israel are NOT about peace accords, NOT about police abuses (although one high ranking police person was recently finally removed a few years after verified abuses), and not even - as the Army Radio was joking last night – about how a few politicians are starting "NEW" parties because the previous left-wing parties are disintegrating

Politics in Israel has many "angry" self-righteous angry politicians who probably would do better to help forge a post-Covid successful society helping Ethiopian and Indian Jews integrate and thrive in Israel.

So why does Book 1 (Bereisheet) of the Torah end this portion – in Egypt and not in Israel?

Rabbi Moshe Tzvi Neria wrote some years ago, that the First Book is about Creation – of the world, of justice, and about Israel's place and purpose.

The Second Book is about Salvation of the world – building Temples, building Society with Justice and Objective Rules (like the 10 Commandments).

THE First shoWed us the challenges AND ends with Life in Galut – Israel's children being cast into a corrupt world.

Moses in the Second (portions starting NEXT week) taught laws, after the miracles woke the world – and allowed us to Leave Egypt

And even in a desert – build a Temple of Love and forgiveness

 

Shabbat Shalom Health and Sweetness

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

 
 
 

Portion VaYeeGash – Bad Leaders Good Soldier

Portion VaYeeGash – Bad Leaders Good Soldier

What horrible stories this week! But what WONderful people!

In the portion this week Joseph is holding one brother prisoner, and threatens to take another as a slave – and so Judah puts himself OUT THERE to try to end the madness.

What madness? 9 brothers sold Joseph into slavery! And a thousand years later – King Josiah in Jerusalem is STILL fighting that abuse (until the Egyptians kill him in battle). What was really in Joseph's heart?

And what's that got to do with the 30 (Sheloshim) memorial and unveiling the stone at the grave of my father-in-law?

Confronting the family members "that never came for years" evoked screams. Later on the "Older Sister" shared stories.

Why did Joseph's brothers NEVER come to look for him – for over 20 years?

Did Joseph the Viceroy scream at them? Make them slaves?

He went BEYOND THE ORDINARY.

Judah too, went BEYOND THE ORDINARY.   

And Rabbi Shlomo Carelebach taught, "What the Almighty wants of us is to Get Beyond the Ordinary Response. When we have a right to scream – try to calm yourself – and also calm the other side. When our children mess up – turn it into a CALM learning session".

Eli Dror was a good soldier and a good family man – and everyone said so! But he had a right to have not been such a faithful player in the history of Israel – a paratrooper, a kibbutz member, a small business man, and a loved family member.

But the whole Iraqi clan shared some stories! When they got to Israel because the whole Arab world was throwing out the Jews and stealing their property – his family was sent to a tent camp – water was rationed, tents were washed out in the heavy rains, and families were separated.

We now know that the socialist establishment told Sephardic Jews that their children died – but secretly gave the children to Ashkenazi childless families! This week one story shared was the sister that was sent to a hospital – and died there. Eli's mother had migraines and was sickly for the rest of her life!

 

The "healthy kids" were sent to kibbutzim – it was a healthier environment – but were they almost slaves? Eli met his wife there and they left – and spent 60 happy years together until …. , well, just over 30 days ago he passed away from a disease he fought for 7 years, and is missed terribly by (almost) the whole family …

 Joseph did NOT make ANY brothers slaves – he brought them all to live in safety (until the later Pharoah – well, we get into that in a couple of weeks).

Today is the Fast of 10 Tevet –commemorating  the beginning of One Ending (destruction of the First Jewish Commonwealth in 587 BCE) -and hopefully ... also a new era of learning the Torah – in Iraq where the Jews were – until 1950! When Eli's family were forced to leave.

And where does the Joseph Story and the Eli Story leave us?

 And what will we leave behind on this earth if not THOSE GREAT MOMENTS WE REACH BEYOND OURSELVES – whenever the opportunity arrives.

Shabbat Shalom – Health and Peace and "Reaching Beyond Ourselves

Rabbi ANDY EICHENHOLZ

 
 

Portion Me Kaytz - a Day After Prison

Portion Me Kaytz - a Day After Prison

 

What does a prisoner do the day after he gets out? Especially if he has NOTHING.

 

There was a Jewish guy I knew, who I didn't much like. He was in prison (wrongly) for 4 years fighting with his ex to visit his Down syndrome daughter

(The wife and daughter are both dead now these many years).

He  got out just before Rosh Hashono.

We hung out a bit and he introduced me to some of his friends. One had a shoe store.

He asked the shoe-man for a pair of shoes for Rosh Hashono.

The guy said no!

So I bought him a pair of new shoes.

 

In our portion, there is Joseph, pampered son of rich man Jacob,

still in prison

as world-shaking events are happening

all around the Great Empire Of Egypt)

But the Almighty shows us that what we think is a creeping bug in our brains - as evidenced in our dreams - makes our own little actions and little lives thè poìnt of it all

 !

And history Always Points to what is happening to the Israelites in Canaan- Israel -

a tiny place with irrelevant tribes-

That the obtuse world is STILL fighting over

Rather than see

The Final Dawn of All Humanity

Where each Tribe contributes to a holy humanity helping each other

 

 (Note – yesterday's Israel news featured

 Israel bringing clean water to scattered places in India

Whiĺe the Iranians are still fiixated on destroying America)
!

The whole story in this portion also brings out a basis for some 3200-year-old Jewish customs.

Question 1: Did the family mourn Joseph, and how did Jacob react to his son being missing?

Or Rachel's death?

And Question 2: How did Joseph look at his

: What did "Joseph in prison" view as his lifestyle Personal Challenges? Did he live any differently from before? And

How is it that the the whole story ended up as a musical on Broadway (Joseph and the Technicolor Dream Coat)? It may be useful to re-read the portion in the Bible this week!

The following is a part of a teaching from Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach (of blessed memory)– I saw today Via his student Rabbi Sholom Brodt (also sadly ob"m) - and

Thank you Yeshiva Simchat Shlomo that Rav Sholom started in Jerusalem (for sending it out)

"Reb Nachman says something so strong which is based on the Zohar HaKadosh(Likutei Moharan 2, Torah63) –that Jacob/Yaakov Avinu told his sons, "When you go down to … (Egypt), you have to sing (to the cruel leader) … a song… from the Holy Land… After all this, how can he be so cruel to you?

Can you imagine the way the holy tribes (12 brothers) were singing, the way they were harmonizing? …Now listen to this, (Joseph) has not heard his brothers singing … the longest time … At that moment he decided,…" I have to tell them who I am."

… us Yiddelach What do we do when it is dark? We look for somebody else.

, You know what the holiest thing is before Mashiach comes? It's a little bit dark , but suddenly we are aware - who knows? Maybe somebody else is in even more darkness

Reb Shlomo ended saying "Anyways, I just want to wish all of you that whenever you're living in a little bit of darkness, there should always be someone sitting next to you, singing a holy … niggun - a melody out of darkness. Good Shabbos"

What could be more dark than Corona-Times? We need to sing to each other … be there for each other!!

Shabbat Shalom

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

 
 
 

Portion vaYayShev - if you think YOU have Tzores (problems)

Portion vaYayShev - if you think YOU have Tzores (problems)

A little Modern Chanuka humor:

 I don't immediately delete all the health reminders I get from my email

 But why do I get one every day with the header Clogged Colon?

That one really sets me off

 And Ebay:

3 years ago I stopped buying on Ebay because they wouldnt let me pay in dollars only in shekels.

So why do I daily get threats that they want to cancel my account? Who cares?

 And Chanuka "messages about eating Dairy,

And defeating the cruel Greek culture of yester year?

 Is that why I am eating Greek Yogurt at 430 AM while writing this?

 

Okay there really are serious things to learn from this week s portion

 It says "Jacob lived in Israel" - okay,

 After making peace with his brother and escaping from a  dangerous father in law – what's "the learning" here?

 The commentators say

 "JAcob just wanted to live in peace

and then Joseph and the brothers start fighting

 Oiy Vey

 And it leads to Years of Sadness in  the

Family – and you know – in the  Whole World.

 Yes

 Eventually it leads to world Famine!

Yes, and the starvation was caused by

HUH?

 the ... Jews?

Wait! I didn't mean that

!

But in truth, that's what they were thinking –

 That "we did it" -

And the Canaanite neighbors wère

Getting NASTY.

 So Jacob was afraid like never before! And the brothers?

 Wake Up World!

The Almighty sent Joseph to

Egypt to Feed the World

!

 Many years ago my first Jerusalem apartment was on Simchoni Street - and next tò Dr Simchoni's apartment (no connection) who had

 all sorts of African .masks. So once  I asked him how come?

 Turns out he was sent by Israel to work in Africa in a field hospital - healing people

 for like 5 years.

 Why does Israel help out everywhere?

 Why does the portion show us how much work Jacob ha still to do?

 Is it about world peace

 ?

Is G-d is telling Jacob that the price of the Holy Land is to Help Create World Peace

?

So stay tuned and connected to

 The next 2 portions

 

Shabbat Shalom

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

 
 
 

Portion Vayish lach ... Back to the Garden

 
 
 
 
Portion Vayish lach ... Back to the Garden


In the portion Jacob is bringing his family back to Father Isaac in the Land of Cannan
 
Was he hoping to enter the Garden of Eden?
 
No.
Jacob was a realist and always saw what was coming next on other people's selfish minds.

Over and Over Jacob uses his cunning and borderline unethical DIVERSIONS - 
but to a righteous end!
 
Do we learn from this portion that it's enough just to outwit evil?

No.
Genius Jacob needs the Almighty to help him escape the destruction intended by Laban

and he has to confront his brother Esav who swore to kill him - and 
 
the Almighty gives him blessings
after he learns to wrestle with ANGELS!
 
LIFE, however, still creeps into Jacob's plans ... 
 
and then Joseph gets sold and "disappears" (see next week).
 
Maybe the Garden of Eden is seen in Jacob's
honesty of purpose, and
relying on the Almighty,
and facing the challenges from " the snake from the tree of knowledge",
and from greedy selfish people that are sadly still to be found,
at all levels of LIFE.
 
So did Jacob enjoy the Shabbat? Did his Father Isaac enjoy Shabbat?
 
Did the 12 sons and daughter practice Shabbat and work towards 
creating a Garden of Eden?
 
Hopefully more as the Isreal Experience Develops
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

Portion Shemote: Burning Baby (car), Burying the (passing) Jews, and the Flight to Israel

Portion Shemote: Burning Baby (car), Burying the (passing)  Jews, and the Flight to Israel
 
 
 
What a Portion - a whole new life - a new beginning
 
for the Children of Israel (of Jacob) and a message to us every day!
 
First some questions - Was it easy for Moses' mother to hide him for three months?
 
While the other kids were being tossed into the Nile, his Mom Yocheved hides him - like during the holocaust.
 
Somehow there was always someone ratting on others - so it WAS A MIRACLE THEY (or anyone) SURVIVED!
 
And it is obvious that Moses' father hid his wife Yocheved for a few months too, and brought them food - like in some holocaust stories.
 
And those holocaust stories of bravery are true!
 
Don't Ever Forget every Jew who survived the holocaust was a miracle story.
 
I personally know someone born in a ghetto and hidden for a year,
and someone born in a cave under the noses of first the Nazis and then the Russians! Lives in NJ.
 
So the Torah gives us a glimpse into the cruelty of the Egyptians (some of ther world) 
and the bravery of Moshe's family.
 
May we be saved from the cruelty of the world 
- and may the world FINALLY GET IT that G-d wants gentleness devotion and love.
 
So unfortunately David from NY suddenlypassed on this week with no children.
 
The people from work and his neighbors - mostly gentiles -
described his gentleness and helpfulness for many years.  
 
May those feelings of appreciation carry over to others and to other good deeds in David's memory. Indeed he was a caring and sweet man - I'm sure he was like Moshe's father Amram - who probably was able to save his family because people loved him and everyone covered for him despite the Egyptian cruelty.
 
David's Holy Cousins arranged the funeral which I performed on Wednesday - 
a Great Mitzva - despite my crazy USA schedule and
before rushing to the airport to come back to the Holy Land.
 
On the way - my friend's car caught fire! 
On the NJ Turnpike we were going towards the Lincoln tunnel.
 
Hundreds of cars passing us and honking on BOTH SIDES! - But nobody stopping.
 
Mike the driver runs out, gets me and his son out, and grabs a few things while I and the son run to the side.
 
After a few minutes a big white car drives up and stops.
 
Forget terrorists and kidnappers (first thoughts of the others).
 
This not uyoung lady with a heavy Russian accent says "can I give you a lift to port authority?" (NYC bus station).
 
She says "I am not Jewish but I see an old (thanks!) Rabbi with a white beard 
standing with a suitcase opposite a fire on the highway
 
"How can I not stop the traffic and offer you a ride?
 
"It is like me seeing Moses and the Burning Bush in this desert of unfeeling humanity."
 
Meanwhile there is all this honking and what to do? My friend is calling for a tow, traffic is stalled -
 
so I said goodbye to my friends who agreed... I
 
throw my stuff intot the car - and get to New York!
 
There her friend - the owner of the car - drives me to JFK and I make the plane on time!
 
So Shemote is the story of saving others
 
then of inspiration at the burning bush
 
and the difficult decision to do what's right in the face of threats (Pharoah and the New Jersey Turnpike Traffic).
 
May we all be inspired to be part of the rebirth of humanity in the spirit of the Bible.
 
IT AINT JUST A LOT OF STORIES!
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

Portion Toledot Isaac and Eyes and Children

Portion Toledot Isaac and Eyes and Children
 
The Medrash says Isaac was blind, and couldn't see the way his children's actions.
 
In this portion we see Father Isaac - this son of Abraham - in various situations -
In some he shines,
But with regards his children?
 
Did he really not "see" - or couldn't understand? And what's that to us?
Didn't he and Rebecca communicate? The Medrash says that they, too, were from different generations!
 
What is it that makes inter-generation understanding so confused - is it
The times that seem to change so much or fast, or
Is it that we forget we were once children and
 
Needed to learn so much in order to fit in, and
Have a comfort zone, and
Succeed socially and economically?
 
Two things here in the Portion become obvious:
 
Parents are supposed to communicate with one another, and
Children need communication too.
 
And ancient times seem not so different from us today!
 
Do you communicate with children?
 
How about your parents - and - those that came before?
 
Is "Kaddish" the only connection between "Western" Jews and generations gone by?
 
There is a beautiful prayer in the Sephardic morning service
 
Portraying how Rabbi Shimon (of the  Zohar).  "Says, as speaking to the Almihgty AND
To our forefathers and foremothers:
(And is responded to by
 the shechina (spirit)
And  the Almighty)
 
"Arise those who are sleeping in Hebron....
 
You who are with the Shechina - the Holiness of the Almighty.. "
 
Were our ancestors so much closer to  G-d and G-dly Spirit?
Or are we to learn from this prayer 
 
How to call to them 
 
To waken in ourselves
The Shichina - and closeness to the Almighty?
 
Shouldn't we all in our souls call out to our Jewish Roots
And our Connection to Holiness?
 
Especially on Shabbat
 
Don't be "blind" to the competition between Jacob and Esau -Esav
What did the holy parents Isaac and Rebecca think about the life styles of the children
How could they have better kept the family - and the connection of humanity-
closer together...
 
and us?
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz